Holy Crap Cranberry Chocolate Chip Oatmeal – 320g
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Chocolate for breakfast? Yes please.
Holy Crap Cranberry Chocolate Chip Oatmeal is the feel-good fuel you’ll crave every morning. Made with gluten-free oats, real dried cranberries, and vegan dark chocolate chips, this hearty blend is a satisfying mix of fruity sweetness and rich cocoa crunch. Each serving is packed with Holy Crap’s signature superseed trio—chia, buckwheat, and hemp—for a gut-friendly, fibre-rich meal you can enjoy hot or cold.
Whip it up instantly or prep it overnight for an effortless grab-and-go breakfast. With clean, organic ingredients and 8 servings per pouch, it’s a pantry staple for anyone who wants to start their day deliciously—and naturally.
Features:
- Made with organic, gluten-free oats
- Includes Holy Crap’s signature gut-friendly Superseed trio
- Vegan dark chocolate chips + real cranberries
- High in fibre and plant-based protein
- Non-GMO verified and made in Canada
- Delicious hot or as overnight oats
- No artificial ingredients or preservatives
Product Details:
Size: 320g resealable pouch (8 servings)
Certified Organic
Gluten-Free, Non-GMO
Vegan
Made in Canada
About Holy Crap
HOLY CRAP had its humble beginnings as a better-for-you cereal that could be placed in emergency kits. The folks on Dragon’s Den agreed with the appeal of the cereal and a TV appearance on the show in 2010 propelled the team into a Canadian Business success story with online sales of over a million dollars within a few days. To date, it remains the most successful business that came out of Dragon’s Den. What remains true for Holy Crap today: We’re here to help (you poop): our line of high-fiber, plant-based superseed cereals helps you maintain good gut health. When you create a healthy gut, you create a happy mind. There’s something for everyone: whether you prefer simple or a touch of natural sweetness, we’ve got a blend for you. All of which are organic, gluten-free, kosher, plant-based, and non-GMO. Pass the spoons, please! We will nourish and energize your day: All three of our chief ingredients – chia, buckwheat and hulled hemp seeds – are ancient seeds with superfood status for their nutritional oomph and ability to optimize health.
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Special Exceptions
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